Merry Christmas Humans!

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And aliens, zombies, dragons and other strange and lovely creatures. Except vampires. YOU SUCK CULLENS!

I’m off to a strange place where my grandmother, also known as The Dragon, survives on children’s pain. In other words, THERE’S NO WIFI.

So have a merry Christmas, and a happy new year…which will be easy, because this year sucked.

Cat Madigan.