Yup…Mad Cat’s gotten sick again. Seriously, what is up with this immune system? Just because my brain doesn’t work doesn’t mean it can have a holiday too…
Anyway, Cat’s going to make yet another list.
Presenting, the Stuff That Happens When Cat Madigan Gets Bored/Sick List.
1- Cat is left at home all day, by herself, which often leaves her feeling depressed/friendless.
2- Being depressed/friendless is usually what makes Daniel pop up. Which is wonderful.
3- Cat is unable to eat, because she can’t keep anything down. And hunger leads to bad moods, and bad moods often leads to grumpy Cats.
4- Her family, the biological one, when she’s sick, take delight in having dessert when she’s unable to eat anything. And they very very rarely have dessert, and when they do have dessert, its almost like it’s a public holiday, like Christmas or Easter.
This is an example of how this is played out…
Happy Icecream Day! What’s that Cat? You’re dying? Awww, looks like you can’t have icecre-
HEY! Cat, you’re not meant to have that, you’re sick remember? There. Now you’ve chucked it up, now isn’t that-
OWWWWW! That’s my #*%$*@!@&$* hand!
5- Cat Madigan has a nasty habit of getting bored…
6- When Cat Madigan gets bored, she writes $h!tty posts like this, which is never good.
7- Cat doesn’t have internet on her iPad at home, so she suffers from Doctor Who withdrawal as well as whatever the hell she gets sick with now.
8- Criminal Minds Withdrawal.
9- Game of Thrones Withdrawal.
10- Black Butler Withdrawal.
11- Benedict Cumberbatch Withdrawal,
resulting in lots of stalkerish artwork.
12- Cat starts killing off characters in the story she’s currently working on. This wouldn’t be too bad if she didn’t happen to be making detailed plots reminiscent of Saw.
13- She starts playing Horror Games. Seriously, isn’t there enough wrong with her head?!
14- Cat Madigan plays dress up.
15- Cat cosplays as Grell Sutcliff.
15- Cat Madigan ends up dressing up in something that looks almost like lingerie.
17- Cat starts dancing.
18- Cat’s mother walks in on her dancing. Cat’s mother is more disturbed by that fact that her daughter dances than the fact that she was wearing an almost see through black nightgown.
21- Daniel turns up and Cat has to immediately put something over said black nightgown, much to his disappointment.
22- Cat and Daniel have a catfight.
24- Daniel, for some reason, tries on Cat’s ballgown.
23- Cat explains to Daniel why he can’t be a character in her story; because he would end up annoying everyone till they all committed suicide.
24- Cat starts to draw Daniel.
25- She intentionally makes him look like a girl, and Daniel ends up making her tear up the drawing.
26- Cat starts going on Tumblr…fortunately, she puts an end to it when Daniel begins to run around screaming out “THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!”
29- Cat Madigan intentionally skips some points in this post. How many can you find?
30- Cat Madigan giggles at the thought of the reader going through her post to find her missing points, only to remember that no one actually reads her $h!t.
31- Cat falls asleep.
32- Daniel wakes her up, pretending she’s set fire to her room again.
33- Daniel gets a black eye.
34- Cat and Daniel watch Pewdiepie play Heavy Rain.
35- Cat skips the topless scene, much to the disappointment of you-know-who.
36- Cat notes that if her brother was taken, her parents probably wouldn’t give a shit.
37- Cat eats toast, and of course, vomits it up.
38- Cat is now going to stop typing so Daniel can drag her to bed before she vomits on the keyboard.
39- Did you also know that Cat typed 15 and 24 twice?
Night night. <3